How to make Bacon cut through Steel

It's Saturday. I'm trying to think of something clever and interesting to blog about. But my will gets weak. And my thoughts seem to scatter. (Apologies to Don Henley.)

So I end up surfing aimlessly until I stumble onto something so outrageously impedance-matched to my depraved sense of humor that I can't help but share it with you now.

I'm talking, of course, about the above video from Popular Science columnist Theo Gray. An important piece of science here. Don't you agree?

After watching this video, I can only hope Gray will turn his attention to creating a prosciutto-powered jetpack, so that for once, in some small measure, pigs will fly.