In Chapter 4 of The Da Vinci Code, we encounter:
Captain Bezu Fache carried himself like an angry ox, with his wide shoulders thrown back and his chin tucked hard into his chest. His dark hair was slicked back with oil, accentuating an arrow-like widow's peak that divided his jutting brow and preceded him like the prow of a battleship. As he advanced, his dark eyes seemed to scorch the earth before him, radiating a fiery clarity that forecast his reputation for unblinking severity in all matters.
Do angry oxen throw their shoulders back and tuck their chins hard into their chests? Maybe. I'll have to pay more attention, next time I'm around an ox.
We know what a widow's peak looks like. Is there really any need to say "arrow-like"?
If the widow's peak preceded him like the prow of a battleship, it must have been several yards long and quite heavy.
How do eyes seem to scorch something?
What precisely is a fiery clarity?
How does a clarity (fiery or otherwise) get "radiated"?
How does a fiery clarity forecast things?
Doesn't forecast mean predict? How does a clarity make predictions?
Does severity blink? Does it unblink?
Grade: D-minus. We get that Bezu Fache is ox-like, has a widow's peak, and has dark eyes. Fair enough. But please, don't tell us about eyes that seem to scorch things while radiating clarities that predict reputations for severity.
